gone bananas in bm

almost 17 years i've lived in malaysia.. i can therefore conclude that malaysians are a power-hungry, corrupted lot.. well most of the police are anyway.
and i'm now able to conclude another thing. STATEMENT. MALAYSIANS ARE DIRTY MINDED.

aiks aiks aiks. there i was sitting innocently in BM tuition class. paying attention to the teacher who was explaining about an essay that had to do with farming ( pertanian ). so he said that we also plant fruits in malaysia. then, he said that we malaysians don eat pisang nowadays ( bananas ). he said that we take it for granted. once the class heard the word pisang, a few DIRTY MINDED people laughed. i am naive and so did not understand of course :D. he then continued and said maybe we don like pisangs becoz it's not sweet enough. more laughter. then he said that in japan, only hotels have pisangs becoz it's very expensive. pisang malaysia very expensive. laugh laugh. moving on, he said but we only export the small pisangs. we don export the big ones like pisang ??, pisang ?? and pisang awak. i'm not sure if it's spelled awak but that's what we heard anyway. the whole class exploded with laughter. i was the only one who was not banging the table or snorting with laughter. ^^

the teacher looked at the class and said hai you all fikiran kotor la. betul ada pisang nama pisang awak. he continued, but you don la go to the fruit shop and tell the man, boleh bagi pisang awak? and that was the cue for the class to explode again.

ok, i know it was a short and lame post. but i guess i was out of ideas or i was just feeling damn sleepy. forgive me for i have sinned. eh? u heard? MALAYSIA BEAT CHELSEA!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!


still stuck on church - t pain. loving the song