rantings of a guy with an attention deficit disorder

GOMOBILE'09

2009-10-21T10:17:00.000-07:00

just came back form the GoMobile dinner.. awesome stuff wei..

yes i haven updated for so long.. and this is really more of an.. um.. invite? lol.. come for GoMobile'09!!!

Venue: KL convention centre, which is beside klcc
date: 23rd-25th october.. this weekend!!
time: friday, saturday (11-9) sunday (11-8)

HOPE TO SEE U PEOPLE THERE!!
i can be found at the kl247 booth.. check it out at www.kl247.com

for more info, visit www.gomobile.my

Car Bowling

2009-09-29T21:39:00.000-07:00

this is the first time i have ever heard of this
but im really intrigued cause it actually seems like fun, as long as the car is not mine la..

basically, car bowling is what some pilots do for recreation, or in simpler terms, when they are bored as hell as i am now, sitting at home..

in crude sense, they fly overhead at 80-90 miles per hour, and then drop a bowling ball onto a car.

FUN RIGHT??

eh, im not being sarcastic, i really do think its fun. afterall, no one will be in the car, the car will not be mine but some old unwanted junk and it will be in a private or deserted place so no one will get hurt

and u get the idea, only two things can happen:
1. the ball hits the car and u get to see some kick-ass destruction. plus u also find out just what would happen to your head if a bowling ball hits it
2. the balls misses the car, but even that has a fun factor. according to some pilots, its still not a waste of time even if u miss the car because it is a truly awesome thing to see a bowling ball rebound so high into the air when it falls from such a great height.

Conclusion: i wish i could try it one day and it seems really fun and all that, but i honestly think that pilots these days have nothing useful to do.. :D

this is a video of some freaks trying car bowling. they did not have a plane, so see what they did instead. unless im very much mistaken, this is what a strike in car bowling is.. :D

Movie Marathon

2009-09-25T10:22:00.000-07:00

whee.. i went to galaxie ampang yesterday and watched gamer with ylun(sakai) and my neighbours.. oh and my brother.. not bad la i guess.. but really, u need to have a super high IQ like me to understand and comprehend it completely.. be warned: a lot of scenes showing scantily clad women.. lol.. my neighbours actually closed their eyes during those scenes.. damn naive wei.. :P
my brother said he understood the movie.. but i know how dumb he actually is.. so don believe him.. wai lun probably onni concentrated on the chicks.. :D

today, midvalley. i watched the ugly truth and g-force..
ugly truth: damn funny wei.. hahhaa. i was laughing through out even though i slept for onni 3 hours the night before.. of course, its funny in a horny and perverted thing, BUT THATS THE BEST KINDA HUMOUR THERE IS. lol.. my brother was stopped from entering the cinema.. aiyoyoyo.. so many other 16 and 17 year olds but as usual, he gets stopped.. i had to talk to them and argue for 10 minutes.. finally they let.. and one of the workers was from tarc too.. he saw my ID card.. haha. see, going to tarc is good. :D

g-force: umm. i actually expected it to be much much funnier..or maybe it was okok onni becoz i was damn sleepy. whatever it is, it was okaay la.. nothing fantastic.. i fell asleep for 5 minutes :D
probably coz RUZBIH was beside me.. black fella cast a shadow over me so i nicely slept.. lol, kiddin macha..

after that, we went bowling. i kinda sucked.. but still got 2nd.. lol.. amazing huh. hahaha.. esther damn pro even though damn short :D

then at night watched District 9 on DVD with family. hahaa. my sister ended up crying.. she hardly watched. she just imagining and listening. the other sister kept turning away too. pity them.. but the rest of us thought it was damn good.. well.. besides my mom la.. she din really understand it for some reason. best part: at the end of the movie, mom asks: TRUE STORY RIGHT? ahahah.. i don know what to say..

oh well, all in all, damn tiring. but still damn fun..

argh, i wish i went for the black eyed peas concert.. oh well, if roshan really gives me the tickets, im gonna be going for all american rejects.. woot!

sorta kinda primary reunion..

2009-09-23T08:52:00.000-07:00

hmmm.. it actually turned out quite fun

wangsa walk mall.. hopefully by december the cinema, bowling alley and karaoke joints will be up and then it will be even better

anyway yea, we sorta had a primary skool reunion.. ended up being 10 of us onni.. 2 guys and 8 girls.. im part of an endangered gender. lol

we had lunch at TGI's and surpringly, i was super quiet for almost the whole of the first hour.. wanna know why? its because i was scared my mandarin will suck so bad that i will be laughed at.. hahahah.. anyway, i finally spoke like my proper self.. a mix of english and mandarin and i THINK it turned out ok.. don know la... it was all esther's fault for making me talk. she started laughing this screwed up and contagious laugh and i laughed too.. then it somehow made me talk.. LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE.. :D

but i had fun :) they were a bunch of whackos and im proud to say im one too. lol..

even though i was the darkest, non-fair, almost-black, non fair and lovely user, basically indian la; anyway even though i was all that.. i had fun..

glad i went..

Twitter Bird

2009-09-18T00:38:00.000-07:00

TWITTER

i think i have stopped using.. i mean, yes i have used it.. but have not updated for so long.. i don see the need to

because i have FACEBOOK.. not only does it have way more things to do, status updates are now exactly the same as twitter since we can tag people already..

so yea, i have stopped twitter.. even though the bird is so darn cute.

and my holidays are damn boring.. sigh.. entertain me someone.. thank God for YOUTUBE, FACEBOOK and SUDDEN ATTACK..

can you meet me halfway?

Kanye West is a DOUCHEBAG

2009-09-14T11:01:00.000-07:00

yes he is.. if u disagree, im sure you will contradict yourself after hearing this..

At the Video Music Awards, TAYLOR SWIFT ( my dream wife ) won the award for best female video category for You Belong With Me, beating out beyonce's single ladies..

she went on stage, collected her award, and started her acceptance speech:

“Thank you so much!” Swift began. “I always dreamed about what it would be like to maybe win one of these some day, but I never actually thought it would have happened. I sing country music so thank you so much for giving me a chance to win a VMA award.”

before she could continue however, Mr. Douchebag broke in. “Yo Taylor, I’m really happy for you, I’ll let you finish, but Beyoncé has one of the best videos of all time. One of the best videos of all time!” Kanye shouted to a mortified Swift and the speechless audience.

HE MADE MY DREAM WIFE CRY.. i hope his haters ( which im sure he has tons more now ) will get him back for this..
and apparently, he TRIED apologizing.. why i say TRIED? coz i don call this an apology:

“I’m sooooo sorry to taylor swift and her fans and her mom. I spoke to her mother right after and she said the same thing my mother would’ve said. She is very talented! I like the lyrics about being a cheerleader and she’s in the bleachers! …………………… i’m in the wrong for going on stage and taking away from her moment!……………. beyonce’s video was the best of this decade! I’m sorry to my fans if I let you guys down! I’m sorry to my friends at mtv. I will apologize to taylor 2mrw. welcome to the real world! everybody wanna booooo me but i’m a fan of real pop culture! No disrespect but we watchin’ the show at the crib right now cause … well you know! i’m still happy for taylor! Boooyaaawwww! you are very very talented! I gave my awards to outkast when they deserved it over me… that’s what it is!! i’m not crazy yall, i’m just real. Sorry for that! I really feel bad for taylor and i’m sincerely sorry! Much respect!!”

is that a gentleman's way of saying sorry? just becoz ur all hip hop and 'cool', you still should say sorry the proper way douchebag.. all the money he has can never correct his damn attitude..

*kudos to Beyonce who invited Swift onstage to have the acceptance speech she deserved while picking up her own Moonman for Video of the Year. a classy lady right there..

THIS IS THE REAL WORLD KANYE, WHERE YOU ARE HATED FOR MAKING A 19-YEAR OLD GIRL CRY..

*UPDATE* Obama called Kanye a JACKASS for this.. hahahaha.. black presidents rock..

Learn from my mistake: STUDY IN ADVANCE

2009-09-08T06:46:00.000-07:00

i had one of the worst days ever yesterday ( 7/9/09 )

monday blues are so true in this case

i woke up at 12.30.. sent my sister to school.. came back.. switched on my laptop.. then i received an sms from Kris: where are u?

me: at home, why?
kris: just asking, u know exam starts at 2 right?

I read that and thought she was pulling my leg.. i mean, i checked the timetable.. the exam was only on thursday..

then another sms from kok wei: sh!t, bad jam, gonna die again..

then i realised there REALLY WAS AN EXAM IN AN HOUR..

i called kris and practically started hyperventilating.. i skimmed through my notes for half an hour, quickly bathe, then left.. speeding towards college.. halfway there, i realised i left my pencil box.. cursed myself and then i turned back.. reached college at 2.30..

as u might guess, i have admitted defeat and really think i have failed, damn!
i did not study on sunday.. i went for jy and relaxed and my cousin was here too..
supposed to start studying yesterday.. in the end, my bad habit proved to be my downfall..

so yes, lesson learnt.. MicroEconomics starts on thursday ( i checked with 5 people ), and i have started studying.. no more last day studying..

hope ur monday was better than mine.. :P

Kinda Hate My Bad Habits..

2009-08-31T11:00:00.001-07:00

haihz.. exams start in 2 days.. on thursday i shall face the music..
yes yes, i guess its good that the first exam is english.. but still, how many times have i proven that overconfidence is my downfall..

saturday i got hubungan etnik.. lots of reading up to do there...

and yes, i have hardly studied.. actually even 'hardly' is over exaggerating..

the reason i have not been updating lately, is not becoz i been studying.. :O haha.. its actually coz i got addicted playing Sudden Attack.. which is like counter strike but its new.. and of course, online.. i was addicted for a total of 5 days i think.. now okaay adi.. cured :D

so nothing shud stop me from studying now right? wrong.. i went and watch orphan that day.. and hell yea, awesome gory stuff.. hahaha.. esther is scary but cool.. :D maxine is damn cute..

then i still play SA once in a while.. but not the hours i used to la.. some days i dno even play.. as usual, i still am crazy over sports. but then its a good outlet of energy right.. rather than smoking and drinking my life away.. :D

merdeka was dead boring wei.. i watched football at a mamak from 11-1.. haha.. din even realise it was merdeka.. until i saw najib.. asked the mamak feller to change the channel.. ahhaa..

this morning went to sungai sendat, ulu yam.. waterfall.. with some family and frens.. mostly setapak people.. and i hurt my back :( dumbness and on part.. lol.. i climbed the rock.. until very high, almost reach the top.. then din wanna climb down.. coz sure dangerous since its wet.. i wantd to jump.. but scared i miss the deep part and my land on a jutting out rock.. so someone suggested i slide down the rock.. so i got to as low as possible.. then i slid down ( knowing my back would surely hit something ) but when it hit, it was like nothing.. 20minutes later.. sigh.. i felt the pain.. argh.. blood was just a trickle.. but u know back injuries. painful as !@#$!@ ... so yea.. my own fault.. no sports for a day or two now.. oh well, the football got punctured in ipoh anyway.. haha

so yes.. gotta study.. but not doing so.. recently listening to a lot of songs again.. anyone like
pitbull's room service (hotel)?
welcome to the club - manian
3 oh 3 - starstruck
hustler's anthem - busta rhymes feat. t pain
body on me- akon, nelly, ashanti
evacuate the dance floor - cascada

whee, im flabby.. :)

She's a guy.. isn't it?

2009-08-20T22:12:00.000-07:00

aiyo, come on la.. its so freaking obvious..
This 'girl' is a guy.. right? right?

CASTER SEMENYA.. remember the name.. why, u ask? well, i don know.. what if one day u guys out there start flirting with her right.. and then u see something MOVING in her pants..

pls don be dirty-minded.. its just her phone vibrating..

well since her gender is not obvious, they are conducting a gender test.. we'll see how it goes..
The test, which takes weeks to complete, requires a physical medical evaluation, and includes reports from a gynecologist, endocrinologist, psychologist, an internal medicine specialist and an expert on gender

just look at the picture.. the muscles, the abs.. THE FACE.. and she has a super manly voice..

don be mistaken.. we should not have a problem if its really a guy who desires to be a girl..

the issue here is that it would be unfair to the other female competitors.. not that im saying the girls are not as strong as the guys but it is scientifically proven that guys are phisically tougher..
*explains in a patient voice* and that's why we have male and female categories, got it? good dog..

yea.. watch that video.. they say u can change a person's appearance.. even its privates... but not its voice.. or did i make up that saying? no idea..

and USAIN BOLT is seriously out of this world.. someone pls stop him.. this officially is the end of Malaysia ever being a challenge in the 100m and 200m.. there goes my dream.. sigh..

so how low can he go? we'll just have to wait and see.. but seriously.. he is bringing much needed enthusiasm and excitement to a once boring sport.. its what the world needs.. don u think its super entertaining watching him? one day, a movie shall be made - USAIN BOLT, The Human Thunderbolt...

MTV World Stage Rocked Tanah Melayu

2009-08-17T07:59:00.000-07:00

oops, i meant Malaysia.. but u get what i mean..
anyway, i got free passes thx to Kris' cousin or something like that.. and im soo glad i went..

I was BLOWN AWAY..

yes, because of its stellar line-up, i did expect to be blown away, but not BLOWN AWAY!!

ESTRANGED - expected nothing less, and they did malaysia proud!!

BOYS LIKE GIRLS - sang along with everyone to every hit song.. Thunder was the best if you ask me.. super meaningful, somemore it almost rained.. xD

RAYGUN - will be super famous in a couple of years.. blast from the past and a mix of modern stuff.. super awesome..

PIXIELOTT - i already knew she had a superb voice and is hot.. but live.. she was smoking hot!! and her voice was so beautiful... eh, the short hair back up singer was HAWT too.. damn.. *just one night couldn't be so wrong* oops, thats cobra starship.. haha..

HOOBASTANK - i wish they had performed Out of Control but maybe they did not want too much headbanging? anyway, they were powerpacked.. loving the sms sent in to the big screen : is the hoobastank singer a chinese? xD it was soo nice, everyone singing the reason.. haha..

ALL AMERICAN REJECTS - HIGH is the word to describe them.. the frontman - Tyson, was so high.. and he had a stunning voice..

KASABIAN - not everyone stayed to watch them.. but it was worth staying.. had elements of metal but it was more hard-core rock.. everyone was tired.. but they still got us jumping like hell..

favourire performance in order:
1. ALL AMERICAN REJECTS baby..
2. HOOBASTANK/RAYGUN/BOYS LIKE GIRLS
3. PIXIELOTT/KASABIAN/ESTRANGED

this is making me rethink my earlier decision of going for akon's concert.. yes it is also at sunway surf beach.. but i guess nothing beats a rock concert.. cant imagine rocking out to ' i wanna be with you' 'dangerous, that girl is a bad girl'.. haihz..

all in all, it rocked.. bloody awesome..

late, but yea i got robbed..

2009-08-08T10:11:00.000-07:00

in malay, its called samun.. right in front of my house.. my review phone: Samsung Beat Dj, was taken..
thank God Samsung was nice enough to say we do not need to pay for it.. just pass them a copy of the police report.. for that, pls buy more samsung phones.. :P

to make it short, 4 malay guys, all with parangs.. 2 of my frens were in my car.. i was a few metres away, within the boundaries of my house. my phone was with one of them who was in the car..
friend's wallet and phone taken too..

i called dad, dad started shouting for parangs and police.. i joined in.. neighbours came out, lights flicked on.. they threatened to return then they cabut..

made police report which i have to say was utterly useless.. after 3 hours, they start setting up road blocks and all i presume, whats the use of that.. got the license plate of one of the bikes, but police said prob faked and din even bother checking it.. useless..

no one was hurt in the making of this movie.. eh, sorry i meant this robbery..
everyone pls be more careful..

tuesday night, 10.45 a.m..... when will i live it down..

PS: i wanna watch G.I. JOE!!!! haihz.. sigh.. hiz, ish.. wth? lol, must be sleepy.. have a good week..

Collapsed runner found dead..

2009-08-03T02:28:00.000-07:00

THIS IS GARY LEON ROBERT..... R.I.P.

this is really really sad.. i read about it this morning.. hoping very much that he will be found..

link for forum.. which is now closed..

that forum will tell u all u need to know..

Gary Leon Robert was a runner at the Adidas King of The Road held on sunday.. i believe at Shah Alam.. one of my good frens, nadia lived around the same area as him.. around 5pm, i got a text from her saying his body was found.. i went on the net and found everything else.. its terrible..

He was found with bruises on his body at extremely isolated place in a rubbish pile..

so whats the MOTIVE??

it cant be robbery right? runners don carry cash or handphones with them..

post-mortem will let us know i guess.. but still, the world is plain horrible these days..

22 years old, head boy, Uniten student, brilliant, chindian..

R.I.P. Gary Leon Robert..

PS: another link.. in malay.. full story.. thx to whoever it was..

Convict on the loose..

2009-07-26T09:08:00.000-07:00

nah, im not talking about Akon, he is a konvict afterall..

YES, A CRIMINAL IS OUT IN THE OPEN!!!

BEWARE

damn, they let gerrard run scot-free.. that is soo soo unfair..

i like gerrard as a player.. i like liverpool as a club too.. yea, im not the man u fan - hate chelsea, arsenal and liverpool type of guy.. i respect each club..

but even so, i was already anticipating Liverpool's downturn.. maybe even relegated - without Gerrard...

now that he is back, all teams gotta beware..

and just so for your safety, i suggest you do not play MP3 songs in front of Gerrard.. who knows, he might not like the song, and so punch you for it.. i don know how they let him get away with that.. bribed?? or just becoz he is a kop-hero? anyway he was drunk.. so another advice is: don drink and dance.. haha..

studying for business mathematics and statistics test.. using a form 5 add maths book for it.. soo soo random.. :D

PS: Yasmin Ahmad has moved on to the next big adventure.. :( too soon.. the good die young as i so often hear.. she brought change to malaysia.. much needed change.. R.I.P.

my life a week later..

2009-07-24T08:24:00.000-07:00

ah, yes.. its a week late.. last friday, i was at bukit jalil watching man united..
no they were not playing a match against malaysia.. last friday, they were stretching.. and running. and smiling.. and waving ---- training session la.. and the sucky msian fans were cheering for everything they did.. the only thing i found worth cheering, was kuzschak doing a handstand.. lol

i heard the malaysian team training was more entertaining though.. i missed that, as usual i was late.. but my frens said that they missed open goals and out of 20 opportunities, only 2 were scored.. wished i had seen that and boo-ed along with everyone else. :D

SURPRISINGLY, Man U did not thrash Malaysia as i had predicted.. there goes my chances of being some kinda psychic.. haha.. as u all know by now, the score was 3-2..
yes, i know man u did not play properly and all.. but u really gotta credit the malaysian team for not giving up.. and the goalscorer.. might be Datuk Yahyah one day, was simply superb.. so he had some missed chances.. at least he converted two right.. ah the stadium atmosphere was out of this world.. bet you the monday night game was not as good.. :D

after that we went to the karnival.. stadium astro.. got the 3 on 3 futsal and all.. thought can enter.. but looks like need to register and all.. leceh la.. POP SHUVIT performing live was just AWESOME!!! okay i have pretty much bugged u all about it in FB and all.. but yea.. just watch the video ---> simply phenomenal.. sound of asia...

eh, forgot what else i want to say la.. oh yea, i think i did badly in my accounting test.. :( not that i din study.. was not the only one.. so many frens did not finish balance sheet and income statement too.. susah giler la.. gotta work harder..

anyone know any under-21's in Tarcollege?? i need 3 people.. for a futsal tournament.. :D got 5 adi.. need 3 more..

cousin's wedding tomoro.. im a VIP okaay.. i mean, important person la.. music man.. hahahaa.. everything to do with music - im in charge.. responsibilities.. hahaha... ooh, and i played squash today.. the last time i played was 5 years ago.. wait why am i blogging about that. oh right, im lifeless..

and petrol is friggin expensive.. ish..

oh yea.. anyone here is like me and a fan of revive isotonic drink? well there is a promotion which begins tomoro.. july 25th and 26th.. august 1st and 2nd.. swap your revive can or bottle for a free 1.5litre bottle of revive isotonic.. yes.. u buy an rm 1.50 can and get an rm 3.90 one in return.. awesome eh.. im going tomoro.. one of the outlets is in sungei wang.. check papers for more info..

Gerard is in deep shit.. don u agree? :D

I can tell you who is gonna win..

2009-07-14T09:42:00.000-07:00

yes.. i have recently been gifted with the power of seeing the future...

and what have i seen indeed.. only 1 thing:

MAN UTD GONNA THRASH malaysia wei!!!! :D :D :D

i got one ticket.. rm58.. and im gonna be joined by my darling.. DANESH!!! hahaa..
im also going on friday.. got the training pass.. anyone who is going.. hope to meet u there.. whee..

Silly boy- rihanna feat. lady gaga

Newcastle - truly Malaysia

2009-07-06T08:30:00.000-07:00

how we wish.. i mean.. i wish, that newcastle will be owned by ananda krishnan..

96 million i think.. was it pounds?? cant remember.. all i care about is him owning them.. no idea why.. not even a newcastle fan.. but a malaysian making his presence felt in the EPL just feels good u know..

we all know that malaysia's hopes of having a player playing for an EPL club is like Michael Jackson performing at his concert next month ( okay i should not have said that, kinda bad i know.. i really respect mj k.. got so many mj jokes about his passing, but i shall not post it here.. oya, check out this video.. mj's songs on guitar.. awesome i say.. click here )

so yea, no malaysian player in the epl, so we can have a malaysian owner.. right? whee..
ananda krishnan owns maxis.. since im a maxis customer, and i know how to kick a ball ( who doesn't ), think he will let me be a newcastle player ah?

eh!! eh!! back up.. newcastle is NO MORE in the premier league.. alar, wasted.. hmm.. here's to hoping they make a great comeback then.. with malaysia's money.. :D

and omg!!! i love the Sony Ericsson W995!!! it's truly awesome.. im reviewing it.. and SE is giving us the chance to buy the unit at half-price.. thats why im taking good care of it.. since the editor of the magazine said she might wanna buy.. if she don wan, someone else might want it.. anyone interested? damn wei.. i love it.. wish i had to cash..

eh join me at Akon's freedom beach concert!!! okay i have not bought the tickets.. but going to la.. lets go... miss the man u game la.. they wont play their best.. im gonna try and win tickets though.. :D

what do they have in common..

2009-06-25T09:38:00.000-07:00

ah.. haven't updated for so long.. don't really know what to say..
had my ME test today.. small one.. think it was alright la.. not bad..
oh and im still loving Monopoly Deal.. u all gotta get the game la..its onni rm25.. damn fun..

ah, that day.. i was daydreaming.. during a break in class.. so i was dreaming of running.. and running.. and running.. then, i HIT A WALL.. in my dream la.. but in real life.. i jumped.. from my seat.. haha.. i was laughing to myself.. weird, i know..

and Monsters vs Aliens was amazing.. i know its old adi.. but damn nice la.. freaking funny.. now cant wait to watch transformers.. ah, bliss..

and my mom baked durian cheese cake and some fancy looking jelly.. the durian thing was friggin awesome.. taste so good.. i took 3 filling slices.. ended up so bloated later.. the jelly looks so elaborate and amazing.. check out the picture below..

the other picture is of Taraz.. with some hair entensions, courtesy of ping ping.. haha.. this was in the car after the talk in balakong.. good day, that day.. the balakong thing.. met up with so many long-time-no-see frens.. was very glad we met up..

the other picture.. is of a toyota vios.. looks brand new.. it fell INTO the drain in college!?!?!? useless P driver.. dropping the value of other safe and slow P drivers like me.. he looked so embarrassed.. hahaha.. sorry not a very good pic..

ah, and the setapak bahai centre got robbed.. so sad.. don really know what to say..

loving Black Eyed Peas I gotta feeling'.. check out the song on the right..
and there is a band called never say never.. pretty darn good..

the jelly.. :D

the vios.. click to enlarge

taraz.. or is it that chick from the new ghost movie..bonus picture.. BOB FROM MONSTERS!!! hahaha

no diploma because of a 'kiss'

2009-06-17T09:06:00.000-07:00

click on here to read this absurb news..

after reading it, read this post..

seriously it is completely crazy.. all because he blew a flying kiss to his family while receiving his diploma??? cmon la.. how stupid can some people get.. he is showing and proving that he loves his family and that without them, he would not have gotten his diploma..

their reason is dumb too.. just because he did not adhere to a small rule.. it's not like he screamed some swear words, molested the lecturer, spanked the headmistress, whispered ' meet me in room 101 tonight at hotel waterfall ' into the ear of a tutor... all he did was BLOW a flying kiss to his family..

as the mom says: bow, a kiss to your mom is not misbehavior.

so i guess we have to watch our actions from now on when receiving certificates.. who knows.. just because you are happily smiling at the person presenting you the cert, you might not receive the award because " only perverts smile when they are receiving a cert " or " that smile was so bright that it blinded the presenter " or " we don like people who wear braces because when they smile, the whole world turns upside down "

yea, we broke some rules..
life's no fun if you obey all the rules anyway..

girl, you're my sugar

a seemingly boring day turned busy..

2009-06-05T10:39:00.000-07:00

friday = no college = no classes = wake up late = got time to lepak = money sure to fly

ah, the first friday of many fridays to come where i don have to go to college.. so i have an extra long weekend.. perfect.. so my plan was to go for basketball at 7am with some frens.. and to play pool with 2 other frens in the afternoon. thats it.

well, i slept at 3am, so when i woke up at 7, i decided to get more sleep and skip bball.. so i slept, and slept, and slept till 12.. woke up and did whatever shit i had to do.. and then i went to the CC to get some work done since the indiannet in my house was suckish.. after that, met up with wai lun ( who hit my car ) and also kian zhang a.k.a. kacang.. played pool for 2 hours.. then got a call from another fren.. asking if i wanna go pool and then dinner, somewhere near ampang point.. i thought: why not.. since i had free time.. so i went.. and played pool for another 2 hours.. then we went for dinner.. at some pretty nicely done up place in damai.. its a place rich people go for shisha i think.. one of my frens shisha-ed.. i din of course.. good boy k.. haha..

my fren's iskl ( international school of kuala lumpur ) frens came.. tons of them.. mostly boys though.. and we talked and ate and all.. then.. jason and linda asked me if wanna go for a movie.. the day before i said yes already, so i again said yes.. so we left the place at 8.30 and went to play pool for another hour.. then i went with linda and jason to watch terminator salvation.. btw, it was awesome. the effects were just amazing.. if you watch the sarah connor chronicles, then you would understand the plot and appreciate the movie.. heck, even linda enjoyed it.. and jason just covered his eyes half the time ( should have been the other way around right??!?!? )

so after that we left.. and i reached home.. whee.. what a hectic but fun day.. and my wallet is much emptier.. :D keeping track of my spending though.. who says shopping is fun.. haha.. so 5 hours of pool, awesome..

ps: on a not so awesome note, my fren's father passed away :( .. heart attack.. he was such a nice, wonderful person.. my heart goes out to basil, pauline and their family..

conversation between me and vimal..

2009-05-28T06:56:00.000-07:00

MU sucked..
Barca were awesome..
a little Messi Magic helped..
i couldnt sleep after that.. haha..

so we were watching man u being made fools of at the mamak.. me, vimal, linda and wai on..

i remember clearly one of the things me and vimal talked about even though it was 4a.m.

me: wei u know right what footballers advise to do to stay fit?

Vimal: er, i think so.. what la..

me: Sex la.. they say having sex is good for the stamina and all

Vimal *serious look*: yea la.. but they say not before the game

me: why not? freddie ljungberg said before game is the best time..

Vimal: no la, they will be too tired..

me: i don think so la.. if its a new girl every night, they will be so excited and full of energy even after doing it.. the managers shud provide new hot chicks every night..

Vimal *grins* : but they say it hurts the knee la..

me *wth look*: only you will do it on the floor when there is a bed la..

Vimal *grins widely* : aiyo, no la..

me: so i guess that's why my dad's knees giving him problem?? what with four kids and all..

*both laugh*
*stop laughing because man u continues to play badly*

awesome night, i slept one hour only.. and then played blackjack with myself for half an hour.. then went for lecture at 8.. running on adrenaline again.. woot..

DAMN, ACCIDENT!!

2009-05-26T00:30:00.000-07:00

well, i guess it had to happen eventually..
ACCIDENT!!
i know you are not gonna believe me.. but it was not my fault
ACCIDENT!!
and of all the people to hit me, it had to be a fren!?!?!
ACCIDENT!!

okay so here we were, whistling while in the car, on the way to pizza hut.. wai lun was driving his car( nickname: momo ) and following me.. it was raining cats and dogs so we drove slowly, like we always do.. then i found a parking near pizza hut ( jalan genting kelang ) and i told wailun to take it since i can find another one. so he reversed.. and reversed.. and reversed and turn.. and he looked behind.. without bothering to look in front.. i saw what was gonna happen 1 second before it did.. so i blasted my horn ( if u know my horn, blasting it is about the same as playing sudoku with it - not much effect ).. then *SCRAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTCCCCCCCCCHHHH* it was LOUD and slightly scary la..

too late to turn back time, i moved forwards to give him more space.. and to save my sayang-car.. then i dropped kris at pizza hut, and made one round looking for parking.. i passed momo again and it still was not parked.. seriously, whaat.. haha.. then i found a parking.. parked.. wanted to check the damage but could not because it was raining like the heavens had torn open.. so i just ran towards pizza hut.. went in soaking wet and found wai lun sitting with a sheepish grin on his face.. saying sorry.. haha..

no worries.. he's still my fren.. only know him for a week and so hopefully its not a hobby of his to scratch other people's cars every week.. :D so after we ate until kenyang.. decided to check out the damage..

thank God, he barely scratched my bumper.. there were a few white lines on it.. since momo is white in colour.. besides that, nothing else la.. at night, when dad came home, i told him: my car got horny today and TRIED to mate... dad understood immediately: ACCIDENT AH!?!?!? i showed him.. then he said ask your fren to pay.. i said nothing to repair.. then he said DOG SHIT.. haha.. he was warning me about a lump of dog shit on the ground and telling me not to step on it.. :D nice change of subject eh??

oh and i got a picture of the idiota posing with the small mark.. u cant really see the mark though.. but still.. my car is old.. let it live a while more la.. haha...

told u kris won.. and tarc rocks.

2009-05-21T08:42:00.000-07:00

well.. just a few updates on my previously suckish life..

1. kris allen won!!!!!! hah!! told u all!!
2. i have no blardy idea why my cbox is down there..
3. tarc orientation week is awesome..
4. hope the lessons will rock too..
5. the girls.. ah.. blissful heaven.. one girl is beautiful.. mental attraction?!? lmao..
6. im obssesed with remixing normal songs into chipmunk versions.. lol
7. wai lun got me re-addicted to pitbull's i know you want me....QUATTRO!! lol..
8. Kristina, don worry about what others say, ur fine the way u r.. but get more girls into our group pls.. lmao..

9. rooftop tennis with samuel at tarc tomoro.. i wonder if the ball goes higher than the fence, and hits someone on the head, what will happen?? maybe kosyala will be walking pass at that moment.. lol..
10. i need to change my bad habit of procrastinating.. someone help me.. :)
11. im jealous that THE HANNAH TAN went to HELP university.. haihz.. come to tarc pls??
12. all we got was ong ka ting.. old fart.. but i guess his talk was okay la.. save the part i started fishing (sleeping)..
13. i'm not getting enuf sleep..
14. parents not around for four days.. sadly, we are not party people..
15. or rather, i don mind having one and would love to.. but parents got spies in the aunties and uncles that pass and drop by every once in a while.. :(
16. im the head of the house.. muahaha.. but no fun.. i must be at home to 'jaga' my sis.. damn..
17. i want a DSLR.. anybody wanna get it for me as an early bday present? :D
18. i wish i was going for the ruhi camp in PD.. wanna drop by also don know whether can..
19. anyone know where to buy masks? for parties and all..

its only been a day, but home just don feel like HOME without the old couple..
I miss them.. hope they are safe and will return safely so they can scold me and shout at me again.. :)

Kris Allen is so heartless..

2009-05-14T23:13:00.001-07:00

His version is simply phenomenal.. he plays the piano and guitar very well..
and has a superb voice..
i really hope he wins idol..
and his song choices are similar to mine.. very radio-friendly..

Freaking scary!!!

2009-05-13T23:08:00.000-07:00

i seriously am freaked out..
and i laughed out loud ( LOLed) at the office.. hhaaha
you just have to watch this video..
its so funny and such nonsense.. hahaha.. gonna be one of the most watched soon..
enjoy :D

PS: its on the right..

and the link, if you want, is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqs-LXdgt1o

ROFLMAO

omg this guy is.....

2009-05-11T11:00:00.000-07:00

I guess he is amazing.. he can afterall, sing at both ends..
and he puts the art into fart..

SHIT.. SERIOUS SHIT..

that is probably the grossest video i have ever on youtube.. that is friggin disgusting..

I'm surprised he never shit his pants..

imagine putting the mike to his mouth after that..

imagine if someone flicked a lighter in the audience.. boom.. thousands dead..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXod1JglqdU

do not watch if you just had food.. or if someone farted near you.. you might end up whacking the shit out of them cause you will be super freaked out..

okay you can obviously see that im running out of words to say.. he just got me so disgusted with humans and their power to release..

this puts some people i know to shame.. all of YOU who can fart at will can NEVER match with him.. HAH..

pls do not try this at home.. especially not if there is fire somewhere around u..