Newcastle - truly Malaysia

how we wish.. i mean.. i wish, that newcastle will be owned by ananda krishnan..

96 million i think.. was it pounds?? cant remember.. all i care about is him owning them.. no idea why.. not even a newcastle fan.. but a malaysian making his presence felt in the EPL just feels good u know..

we all know that malaysia's hopes of having a player playing for an EPL club is like Michael Jackson performing at his concert next month ( okay i should not have said that, kinda bad i know.. i really respect mj k.. got so many mj jokes about his passing, but i shall not post it here.. oya, check out this video.. mj's songs on guitar.. awesome i say.. click here )

so yea, no malaysian player in the epl, so we can have a malaysian owner.. right? whee..
ananda krishnan owns maxis.. since im a maxis customer, and i know how to kick a ball ( who doesn't ), think he will let me be a newcastle player ah?

eh!! eh!! back up.. newcastle is NO MORE in the premier league.. alar, wasted.. hmm.. here's to hoping they make a great comeback then.. with malaysia's money.. :D

and omg!!! i love the Sony Ericsson W995!!! it's truly awesome.. im reviewing it.. and SE is giving us the chance to buy the unit at half-price.. thats why im taking good care of it.. since the editor of the magazine said she might wanna buy.. if she don wan, someone else might want it.. anyone interested? damn wei.. i love it.. wish i had to cash..

eh join me at Akon's freedom beach concert!!! okay i have not bought the tickets.. but going to la.. lets go... miss the man u game la.. they wont play their best.. im gonna try and win tickets though.. :D

what do they have in common..

ah.. haven't updated for so long.. don't really know what to say..
had my ME test today.. small one.. think it was alright la.. not bad..
oh and im still loving Monopoly Deal.. u all gotta get the game la..its onni rm25.. damn fun..

ah, that day.. i was daydreaming.. during a break in class.. so i was dreaming of running.. and running.. and running.. then, i HIT A WALL.. in my dream la.. but in real life.. i jumped.. from my seat.. haha.. i was laughing to myself.. weird, i know..

and Monsters vs Aliens was amazing.. i know its old adi.. but damn nice la.. freaking funny.. now cant wait to watch transformers.. ah, bliss..

and my mom baked durian cheese cake and some fancy looking jelly.. the durian thing was friggin awesome.. taste so good.. i took 3 filling slices.. ended up so bloated later.. the jelly looks so elaborate and amazing.. check out the picture below..

the other picture is of Taraz.. with some hair entensions, courtesy of ping ping.. haha.. this was in the car after the talk in balakong.. good day, that day.. the balakong thing.. met up with so many long-time-no-see frens.. was very glad we met up..

the other picture.. is of a toyota vios.. looks brand new.. it fell INTO the drain in college!?!?!? useless P driver.. dropping the value of other safe and slow P drivers like me.. he looked so embarrassed.. hahaha.. sorry not a very good pic..

ah, and the setapak bahai centre got robbed.. so sad.. don really know what to say..

loving Black Eyed Peas I gotta feeling'.. check out the song on the right..
and there is a band called never say never.. pretty darn good..

the jelly.. :D

the vios.. click to enlarge

taraz.. or is it that chick from the new ghost movie..bonus picture.. BOB FROM MONSTERS!!! hahaha

no diploma because of a 'kiss'

click on here to read this absurb news..

after reading it, read this post..



seriously it is completely crazy.. all because he blew a flying kiss to his family while receiving his diploma??? cmon la.. how stupid can some people get.. he is showing and proving that he loves his family and that without them, he would not have gotten his diploma..

their reason is dumb too.. just because he did not adhere to a small rule.. it's not like he screamed some swear words, molested the lecturer, spanked the headmistress, whispered ' meet me in room 101 tonight at hotel waterfall ' into the ear of a tutor... all he did was BLOW a flying kiss to his family..

as the mom says: bow, a kiss to your mom is not misbehavior.

so i guess we have to watch our actions from now on when receiving certificates.. who knows.. just because you are happily smiling at the person presenting you the cert, you might not receive the award because " only perverts smile when they are receiving a cert " or " that smile was so bright that it blinded the presenter " or " we don like people who wear braces because when they smile, the whole world turns upside down "

yea, we broke some rules..
life's no fun if you obey all the rules anyway..




girl, you're my sugar

a seemingly boring day turned busy..

friday = no college = no classes = wake up late = got time to lepak = money sure to fly

ah, the first friday of many fridays to come where i don have to go to college.. so i have an extra long weekend.. perfect.. so my plan was to go for basketball at 7am with some frens.. and to play pool with 2 other frens in the afternoon. thats it.

well, i slept at 3am, so when i woke up at 7, i decided to get more sleep and skip bball.. so i slept, and slept, and slept till 12.. woke up and did whatever shit i had to do.. and then i went to the CC to get some work done since the indiannet in my house was suckish.. after that, met up with wai lun ( who hit my car ) and also kian zhang a.k.a. kacang.. played pool for 2 hours.. then got a call from another fren.. asking if i wanna go pool and then dinner, somewhere near ampang point.. i thought: why not.. since i had free time.. so i went.. and played pool for another 2 hours.. then we went for dinner.. at some pretty nicely done up place in damai.. its a place rich people go for shisha i think.. one of my frens shisha-ed.. i din of course.. good boy k.. haha..

my fren's iskl ( international school of kuala lumpur ) frens came.. tons of them.. mostly boys though.. and we talked and ate and all.. then.. jason and linda asked me if wanna go for a movie.. the day before i said yes already, so i again said yes.. so we left the place at 8.30 and went to play pool for another hour.. then i went with linda and jason to watch terminator salvation.. btw, it was awesome. the effects were just amazing.. if you watch the sarah connor chronicles, then you would understand the plot and appreciate the movie.. heck, even linda enjoyed it.. and jason just covered his eyes half the time ( should have been the other way around right??!?!? )

so after that we left.. and i reached home.. whee.. what a hectic but fun day.. and my wallet is much emptier.. :D keeping track of my spending though.. who says shopping is fun.. haha.. so 5 hours of pool, awesome..

ps: on a not so awesome note, my fren's father passed away :( .. heart attack.. he was such a nice, wonderful person.. my heart goes out to basil, pauline and their family..

conversation between me and vimal..

MU sucked..
Barca were awesome..
a little Messi Magic helped..
i couldnt sleep after that.. haha..

so we were watching man u being made fools of at the mamak.. me, vimal, linda and wai on..

i remember clearly one of the things me and vimal talked about even though it was 4a.m.



me: wei u know right what footballers advise to do to stay fit?

Vimal: er, i think so.. what la..

me: Sex la.. they say having sex is good for the stamina and all

Vimal *serious look*: yea la.. but they say not before the game

me: why not? freddie ljungberg said before game is the best time..

Vimal: no la, they will be too tired..

me: i don think so la.. if its a new girl every night, they will be so excited and full of energy even after doing it.. the managers shud provide new hot chicks every night..

Vimal *grins* : but they say it hurts the knee la..

me *wth look*: only you will do it on the floor when there is a bed la..

Vimal *grins widely* : aiyo, no la..

me: so i guess that's why my dad's knees giving him problem?? what with four kids and all..

*both laugh*
*stop laughing because man u continues to play badly*



awesome night, i slept one hour only.. and then played blackjack with myself for half an hour.. then went for lecture at 8.. running on adrenaline again.. woot..

DAMN, ACCIDENT!!

well, i guess it had to happen eventually..
ACCIDENT!!
i know you are not gonna believe me.. but it was not my fault
ACCIDENT!!
and of all the people to hit me, it had to be a fren!?!?!
ACCIDENT!!

okay so here we were, whistling while in the car, on the way to pizza hut.. wai lun was driving his car( nickname: momo ) and following me.. it was raining cats and dogs so we drove slowly, like we always do.. then i found a parking near pizza hut ( jalan genting kelang ) and i told wailun to take it since i can find another one. so he reversed.. and reversed.. and reversed and turn.. and he looked behind.. without bothering to look in front.. i saw what was gonna happen 1 second before it did.. so i blasted my horn ( if u know my horn, blasting it is about the same as playing sudoku with it - not much effect ).. then *SCRAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTCCCCCCCCCHHHH* it was LOUD and slightly scary la..

too late to turn back time, i moved forwards to give him more space.. and to save my sayang-car.. then i dropped kris at pizza hut, and made one round looking for parking.. i passed momo again and it still was not parked.. seriously, whaat.. haha.. then i found a parking.. parked.. wanted to check the damage but could not because it was raining like the heavens had torn open.. so i just ran towards pizza hut.. went in soaking wet and found wai lun sitting with a sheepish grin on his face.. saying sorry.. haha..

no worries.. he's still my fren.. only know him for a week and so hopefully its not a hobby of his to scratch other people's cars every week.. :D so after we ate until kenyang.. decided to check out the damage..

thank God, he barely scratched my bumper.. there were a few white lines on it.. since momo is white in colour.. besides that, nothing else la.. at night, when dad came home, i told him: my car got horny today and TRIED to mate... dad understood immediately: ACCIDENT AH!?!?!? i showed him.. then he said ask your fren to pay.. i said nothing to repair.. then he said DOG SHIT.. haha.. he was warning me about a lump of dog shit on the ground and telling me not to step on it.. :D nice change of subject eh??

oh and i got a picture of the idiota posing with the small mark.. u cant really see the mark though.. but still.. my car is old.. let it live a while more la.. haha...

told u kris won.. and tarc rocks.

well.. just a few updates on my previously suckish life..

1. kris allen won!!!!!! hah!! told u all!!
2. i have no blardy idea why my cbox is down there..
3. tarc orientation week is awesome..
4. hope the lessons will rock too..
5. the girls.. ah.. blissful heaven.. one girl is beautiful.. mental attraction?!? lmao..
6. im obssesed with remixing normal songs into chipmunk versions.. lol
7. wai lun got me re-addicted to pitbull's i know you want me....QUATTRO!! lol..
8. Kristina, don worry about what others say, ur fine the way u r.. but get more girls into our group pls.. lmao..

9. rooftop tennis with samuel at tarc tomoro.. i wonder if the ball goes higher than the fence, and hits someone on the head, what will happen?? maybe kosyala will be walking pass at that moment.. lol..
10. i need to change my bad habit of procrastinating.. someone help me.. :)
11. im jealous that THE HANNAH TAN went to HELP university.. haihz.. come to tarc pls??
12. all we got was ong ka ting.. old fart.. but i guess his talk was okay la.. save the part i started fishing (sleeping)..
13. i'm not getting enuf sleep..
14. parents not around for four days.. sadly, we are not party people..
15. or rather, i don mind having one and would love to.. but parents got spies in the aunties and uncles that pass and drop by every once in a while.. :(
16. im the head of the house.. muahaha.. but no fun.. i must be at home to 'jaga' my sis.. damn..
17. i want a DSLR.. anybody wanna get it for me as an early bday present? :D
18. i wish i was going for the ruhi camp in PD.. wanna drop by also don know whether can..
19. anyone know where to buy masks? for parties and all..


its only been a day, but home just don feel like HOME without the old couple..
I miss them.. hope they are safe and will return safely so they can scold me and shout at me again.. :)