conversation between me and vimal..

MU sucked..
Barca were awesome..
a little Messi Magic helped..
i couldnt sleep after that.. haha..

so we were watching man u being made fools of at the mamak.. me, vimal, linda and wai on..

i remember clearly one of the things me and vimal talked about even though it was 4a.m.



me: wei u know right what footballers advise to do to stay fit?

Vimal: er, i think so.. what la..

me: Sex la.. they say having sex is good for the stamina and all

Vimal *serious look*: yea la.. but they say not before the game

me: why not? freddie ljungberg said before game is the best time..

Vimal: no la, they will be too tired..

me: i don think so la.. if its a new girl every night, they will be so excited and full of energy even after doing it.. the managers shud provide new hot chicks every night..

Vimal *grins* : but they say it hurts the knee la..

me *wth look*: only you will do it on the floor when there is a bed la..

Vimal *grins widely* : aiyo, no la..

me: so i guess that's why my dad's knees giving him problem?? what with four kids and all..

*both laugh*
*stop laughing because man u continues to play badly*



awesome night, i slept one hour only.. and then played blackjack with myself for half an hour.. then went for lecture at 8.. running on adrenaline again.. woot..

DAMN, ACCIDENT!!

well, i guess it had to happen eventually..
ACCIDENT!!
i know you are not gonna believe me.. but it was not my fault
ACCIDENT!!
and of all the people to hit me, it had to be a fren!?!?!
ACCIDENT!!

okay so here we were, whistling while in the car, on the way to pizza hut.. wai lun was driving his car( nickname: momo ) and following me.. it was raining cats and dogs so we drove slowly, like we always do.. then i found a parking near pizza hut ( jalan genting kelang ) and i told wailun to take it since i can find another one. so he reversed.. and reversed.. and reversed and turn.. and he looked behind.. without bothering to look in front.. i saw what was gonna happen 1 second before it did.. so i blasted my horn ( if u know my horn, blasting it is about the same as playing sudoku with it - not much effect ).. then *SCRAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTCCCCCCCCCHHHH* it was LOUD and slightly scary la..

too late to turn back time, i moved forwards to give him more space.. and to save my sayang-car.. then i dropped kris at pizza hut, and made one round looking for parking.. i passed momo again and it still was not parked.. seriously, whaat.. haha.. then i found a parking.. parked.. wanted to check the damage but could not because it was raining like the heavens had torn open.. so i just ran towards pizza hut.. went in soaking wet and found wai lun sitting with a sheepish grin on his face.. saying sorry.. haha..

no worries.. he's still my fren.. only know him for a week and so hopefully its not a hobby of his to scratch other people's cars every week.. :D so after we ate until kenyang.. decided to check out the damage..

thank God, he barely scratched my bumper.. there were a few white lines on it.. since momo is white in colour.. besides that, nothing else la.. at night, when dad came home, i told him: my car got horny today and TRIED to mate... dad understood immediately: ACCIDENT AH!?!?!? i showed him.. then he said ask your fren to pay.. i said nothing to repair.. then he said DOG SHIT.. haha.. he was warning me about a lump of dog shit on the ground and telling me not to step on it.. :D nice change of subject eh??

oh and i got a picture of the idiota posing with the small mark.. u cant really see the mark though.. but still.. my car is old.. let it live a while more la.. haha...

told u kris won.. and tarc rocks.

well.. just a few updates on my previously suckish life..

1. kris allen won!!!!!! hah!! told u all!!
2. i have no blardy idea why my cbox is down there..
3. tarc orientation week is awesome..
4. hope the lessons will rock too..
5. the girls.. ah.. blissful heaven.. one girl is beautiful.. mental attraction?!? lmao..
6. im obssesed with remixing normal songs into chipmunk versions.. lol
7. wai lun got me re-addicted to pitbull's i know you want me....QUATTRO!! lol..
8. Kristina, don worry about what others say, ur fine the way u r.. but get more girls into our group pls.. lmao..

9. rooftop tennis with samuel at tarc tomoro.. i wonder if the ball goes higher than the fence, and hits someone on the head, what will happen?? maybe kosyala will be walking pass at that moment.. lol..
10. i need to change my bad habit of procrastinating.. someone help me.. :)
11. im jealous that THE HANNAH TAN went to HELP university.. haihz.. come to tarc pls??
12. all we got was ong ka ting.. old fart.. but i guess his talk was okay la.. save the part i started fishing (sleeping)..
13. i'm not getting enuf sleep..
14. parents not around for four days.. sadly, we are not party people..
15. or rather, i don mind having one and would love to.. but parents got spies in the aunties and uncles that pass and drop by every once in a while.. :(
16. im the head of the house.. muahaha.. but no fun.. i must be at home to 'jaga' my sis.. damn..
17. i want a DSLR.. anybody wanna get it for me as an early bday present? :D
18. i wish i was going for the ruhi camp in PD.. wanna drop by also don know whether can..
19. anyone know where to buy masks? for parties and all..


its only been a day, but home just don feel like HOME without the old couple..
I miss them.. hope they are safe and will return safely so they can scold me and shout at me again.. :)

Kris Allen is so heartless..

Freaking scary!!!

i seriously am freaked out..
and i laughed out loud ( LOLed) at the office.. hhaaha
you just have to watch this video..
its so funny and such nonsense.. hahaha.. gonna be one of the most watched soon..
enjoy :D

PS: its on the right..

and the link, if you want, is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqs-LXdgt1o


ROFLMAO

omg this guy is.....

I guess he is amazing.. he can afterall, sing at both ends..
and he puts the art into fart..

SHIT.. SERIOUS SHIT..

that is probably the grossest video i have ever on youtube.. that is friggin disgusting..

I'm surprised he never shit his pants..

imagine putting the mike to his mouth after that..

imagine if someone flicked a lighter in the audience.. boom.. thousands dead..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXod1JglqdU

do not watch if you just had food.. or if someone farted near you.. you might end up whacking the shit out of them cause you will be super freaked out..

okay you can obviously see that im running out of words to say.. he just got me so disgusted with humans and their power to release..

this puts some people i know to shame.. all of YOU who can fart at will can NEVER match with him.. HAH..

pls do not try this at home.. especially not if there is fire somewhere around u..

KELLY BROOK!!

wow.. just wow.. okay some of you may have watched BGT a.k.a Britains Got Talent..

remember the extra judge.. the fourth one? the uber pretty one.. the one with the best smile in the world????

KELLY BROOK!!!!

sorry im going gaga over her..

according to wikipedia: Kelly Brook (born Kelly Ann Parsons on 23 November 1979) is an English model, actress, occasional swimwear designer and television presenter.


wow.. im sorry i cant post any pics of her.. being a model, she has too many partially nude photos.. so, i cant put it on my blog.. seeing as small kids like Danesh come here occasionally.. :D jk.. she is just gorgeous and if you wanna check her out.. or drool over her.. or lick the computer ( don do dat.. i never did that too ).. go google her.. its ur choice.. but remember, do it at ur own risk.. not in front of ur parents pls.. haha..

sadly she is no longer the fourth judge.. i believe simon kicked her out because she was saying yes to almost everything.. but then, she was entertained.. so its her choice right..
or maybe *looks around* maybe, simon wanted to *something something* with her.. but she said nooo... oh i don know.. im just simply guessing.. or maybe im hating simon for kicking her off the show.. not many people like simon anyways.. ahaha..

PS: Man U rocks.. and im watching the barca/chelsea game.. played 3 hours of football earlier.. soo tired.. my secret to staying awake?? i just bought redbull.. woot woot.. now hyper active.. hahaha